• 11:16 RT @paleofuture: Tree Wave "Sleep" tinyurl.com/crxnau - delicious 8bit vid #
• 14:55 the whole city tried to eat itself. ♫ blip.fm/~3bkhm #
• 15:01 And I was trying to figure out which of the wannabes this was. ♫ blip.fm/~3bktt #

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• 20:51 called in pizza reinforcements, this damn cold is in retreat. #
• 07:27 I'll give someone a dollar to let me stay home today #

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• 20:01 Gardas came out strong, rockits put em in their place through attrition. 54-10 #

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• 18:39 Damn, just now leaving work. Just now getting to twitter. #
• 19:34 is tonight really the final episode of BSG?! I have no idea how they're gonna pull that off. #
• 21:50 Admit it, Red Robot scares you a lot. ♫ blip.fm/~38468 #

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• 11:15 My new favorite thing is to squeeze coffee bags. They emit aroma through a cunning valve! #
• 17:54 That HVX200A was mean. Just because it can shoot 60 and 24 fps doesn't mean it can treat people like that. #

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• 22:17 shake to undo. what. #
• 11:15 My new favorite thing is to squeeze coffee bags. They emit aroma through a cunning valve! #
• 17:54 That HVX200A was mean. Just because it can shoot 60 and 24 fps doesn't mean it can treat people like that. #

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• 12:13 You're not even Irish. #yourenotirish #
• 19:53 Gonna put on my plastic hat and tit beads and head on down to the Station4. #you'renotevenirish #
• 22:17 shake to undo. what. #

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• 19:20 Ha, @spacebug and I are going running #
• 23:52 @inktea Yeah! This is an express lane, get that big old cart out of here. #

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• 13:24 Traversing Wisconsin again. Nice day for a country drive. #
• 16:11 Norske Nook is closed between 4-6pm. Nooooo pie for us. #
• 20:32 @nicepersonality yes it would! I used to have a Tauren shaman named Clarus. #

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• 09:23 On my way to Milwaukee with Scar and Stü! #
• 11:37 Stopping for cheese curds at Carr Valley cheese factory #
• 11:56 These super squeaky cheese curds were made this morning. Yum. #
• 14:39 At the safehouse, it's kinda fascinating. But has a Ruby Tuesday vibe. ://twitpic.com/23idq #
• 15:55 @lunalux 1. your tag is showing. 2. You've got a booger- L or R, 3. Illustrative guide to teeth showing food. 4. I slept with your ____ #
• 22:49 Oh, hello New Clarus Spotted Cow. And curry chips! So nice to see you! #
• 23:48 Ugh, you can still smoke inside in Milwaukee. #GoddamnSavages #

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• 12:22 @fred_beecher cmd return spawns new tab, right? #
• 18:49 RT @davidjohnrector Filming a concert video for Har Mar Superstar tonight at the Turf Club! Come on out and join the party! #
• 20:07 Hey, I'm at Psycho Suzis; drinking tikis yum. #
• 20:13 Holy crap, you can roast marshmellos here! #

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• 14:20 @starfive cool! Was good to wave at you. twitpic.com/21aoo #
• 17:27 @nicepersonality get one with a regulation track, will ya? #
• 17:28 Weird how light out it is, had to double check the time. #

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• 10:25 The @tcterrors really dished me some punishment last night. Bruises on my hands? #
• 18:02 @seejordan those are some nice gigs! #
• 21:22 @mshavetwohumps $20 bucks is a bit of money, but hey! Webcast archive: tinyurl.com/3yrnjf #
• 21:48 We're SanFransocializing over here in lowertown. Here is still an unnamed location. #

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Thanks to you guys, I'm actively getting called Slam Serif, and it feels pretty damn good.

 I've been skating with the TC Terrors for 9 weeks as of today.  And I've come a long, long way in those 2 months. Skating 2-4 times per week, waking up early on saturdays to go do plyometrics in powderhorn park, taking the stairs up the warehouse. The body is totally coming around, ever so slowly. 

I'm getting used to having new pains every other day. For instance, today it's shoulders and inner thighs. I blame the pull-ups for the shoulders.... snowplows maybe for the thighs. Also, I took a huge hit to the sternum today. It felt pretty awesome, and totally laid me out. 

Poll #1340187 Final Round of Names
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 33

And I shall Become

Here's a summation of the list so far. Throw some votes down.
Design Related
Slam Serif
Kill Sans
Avant Harde
IMPACT!
Full Bleed

Beaver Cleaver (or just "the Beave")
Dick Van Dyke
Super Mario
Tank Sinatra
Bang Crosby
Howard Hertz
Beltin' John
Bruise Willis
Nice Work! -- # U2!
Hertz Donut
Beta Max
Flapjack
Forrest Thump
Jack Kerowhack
Groundskeeper Wheelie
Bruise Missile
Haul Pass
Bruise Springsteen
Capt. Crunch
Dyn-O-Mike!
Hugh Lose
George Squashington
Skate Gatsby
Max Headboom

Eat Locally
St. Brawl
Minnesota Fast
F. Scott Hits-gerald
MegaMaul
Blake Superior
Brawl Bunyon
Blake Calhoun
Selby N. Dale
Lowry Kill
Denny Wrecker
James J. Kill

Genius, but not gonna happen:
Whatchootalkin' Bout Willis
Beltin John
Jimmy Jams
The Great Space Coaster
Chuck Norris

You'd think I'd never used the internet before or something. I totally failed to use Soylent's International Derby Name Registry to check if Hellvetica was already in use. And it is. 72pt Hellvetica as a matter of fact. Hrmph, damn larger font size. And I just ordered T-shirts.

So, it's emergency pick a derby name for s4 time. So far on Twitter we're having a blast, but I'd like suggestions from all of you my genius friends.

In the Category of Fonts that aren't Hellvetica:

• Slam Serif
• Accident Grotesk
• Kill Sans
• Avant Harde
• Frutigrrr
• Ranklin' Gothic
• FU Meta
• Zapf Brickbat

Currently we have in the category of Unadulterated and Awesome:

• Beaver Cleaver (or just "the Beave")
• Dick Van Dyke
• Chuck Norris
• Ralph Wiggum
• Super Mario
• MegaMan
• Dig Doug
• Goose -- #f14

Category of Slightly Adulterated Names of Famous People

• Tank Sinatra
• Howard Hertz
• Beltin' John
• Bang Crosby
• Barry Manowar

Category of Misc.

• Nice Work!  -- # U2!
• Hertz Donut

And I'm going to keep adding to this as I go.

You know how sometimes, the internet trickles out into the real world? My Tweet got into the Pioneer Press!

Also, I can't believe we waited so long to buy a can opener that really works. If you own a sucky can opener, do yourself a favor and buy a good one. Really, it's so worth it. You're worth it.